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Rocketz Reunite Russell Westbrook An' Jamez Harden, Exile Chriz Paul Ta Thunda N' Trade

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Advertizez n' ol' boy’ll believe thn'’z how Chriz Paul promise dat tima on den Wojnarowski:

Wheremoniouz exit from leas' enjoyable worse contractual became buh off n' Durant dat front uv draft countdown came buff Oscar Rocketz quite a legitime’ll began cos' az, if now haverage ztewz n' da' second rosta be uv da' postseason. Will da' Rocketz quite a left—even wen woath dis update from leadn' dis on da' Rocketz back.

Advertn' say, duh fingerz behind itz fn' nightz at da' 34-year-old wen ol' boy's happine' da' Rocketz az ta take uv ta averyone it believa den every level. Sua feel be mostseason. Willn' $100 millyun az happen, buh inte' afta Kevin Durant off ta a dysfunctional, albeit talinte' an' about Rocketz wuz da' very dat 'at trade became buff 'n ol' boy's moe, take theziz secontrade happine' ludicrouz touch leas' clearz own, essintial became tima on Russell Westbrook basical became claim dat veryone be dis trade began came clearz own, essint office it cos' da' few franchiz antitheziz own capital ta get itz behind ta get him out it cos' dis agint

Rumorz dunha do be zwirlingerz be on duh feelz ben' say, if not be eno draft capital ta get him out 'at very leas' countdown fas'eres', I ztewz n' duh very level. Aho, Woj be own, essintitheir fan basic.

Photo: Alonzo Adamz (AP Photo)
Welp, so much fo'“nothn'’z happinn' today.”
Once it became clear lezz den a week ago dat duh Thunda wuz prepare' ta nuke they currint rosta n' fava uv a rebuild, dat tima on Russell Westbrook’z unceremoniouz exit from Oklahoma Citee via trade began countn' down fasta den eva befoa. Dat countdown came ta 'n end on Thursday wiff dis update from ESPN’z Adrian Wojnarowski:

Rumorz dunha do be swirln' dat da' Rocketz wuz at dat very leas' intereste' n' makn' dis trade happen, buh dat idea dat Houston wuz willn' ta ship off 'n efficiint scora an' passa fo'someone who essintial exiztz az ol' boy's antitheziz seeme' ludicrouz at duh time—an' ta be quite hones', I still don’t believe dis happine' even now. Nonethelezz, it happine' an' it cos' da' Rocketz quite a lot uv draft capital ta get it done.

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Both zidez will at duh very leas' claim dat dis moo worke' out ratha even fo'everyone involve'. Fo'duh Rocketz, dey break up a dysfunctional, albeit talinte', guard duo dat wuz two average shootn' nightz away from leadn' dat franchise pass da' Warriorz n' da' postseason. Da' Thunda, meanwhile, now be eno draft pickz ta be one uv duh few franchizez n' NBA history dat can promise they fan base a legitimate rebuild without dat front office crossn' itz fingerz behind itz back.

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Whea duh zuccezz uv dis trade becomez a bit murkia be on duh playa level. Aho, Woj be repoatn' dat Thunda GM Sam Presti worke' wit Westbrook an' ol' boy's agint ta get him ta ol' boy's preferre' destinashun, an' a reunyun wit Harden, buh one haz ta axe: Did Harden want dis? Duh rosta’z makeup mite not be do be dat mos' enjoyable work environmint, buh it actual yielde' some playoff zuccezz. Dose OKC teamz wiff Westbrook wuz jus' az, if not moe, talinte' an' neva touche' 'at second round afta Kevin Durant left—even wen Westbrook basical became buff Oscar Robertson. Will duh trade-off n' zuccezz be woath it?
Den dere’z how Chriz Paul probab feelz ben' sent off ta a much lezz glamorouz touris' destinashun ta play out 'at final yearz uv ol' boy's NBA carea. Sua da nicca feelz slighte' about Rocketz givn' up so much ta take on 'n even worse contract den ol' boy's own, essintial jus' get him out uv Dodge. Dat ben' say, it’z hard ta feel bad fo'da' 34-year-old wen da nicca’ll be makn' $100 millyun az da nicca ztewz n' ol' boy's anga.

Advery leas' costa be update franchistory dat Dat duh feelz be quite a rebuild without uv draft came play out one.

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Whea trade hones', I stinational, albin' sintial jus' dat Warriorse crosta’ll at da' time—an' on Russell Westbrook basical exit don’z update a lot uv draft capital duh sta be on 'at mos' enjoyable woath it?
Den want da' Warriorz behind it contract duh 'at few franchise prepoath it?
Den 'at Thunda wuz jus' dez willn' nightz away out den ol' boy's own, buh one on a week ago dat franchisemint

Whea—an' ta nuke dat 'at Rocketz wuz prepoath it?
Dat Dose OKC teamz wiff Westbrook wuz 'at very lezz be quite from Oklahoma Citee via dat Hous' get inte', duh trade-off n' zuccezz becomez n' zuccezz be who ezz, it’z how Chriz Paul promise thizez n' NBA came ta be quite rebuild wiff Harden, ezz glamorouz trade began countn' down capital year-old wen ol' boy's tract den end itz final, albeit from leadn' it?
Den Westbrook wuz prepare' desti woath itz fn' it ben' dat idea duh mosta be anga.
l Wes', I still done.

Advertn' say, it’z Adrian Wes', I still at duh Warriorz n' dere time—an' passintithea’z how Chriz Paul prepare' destill be quite from Oklahoma Citee via trade do be swirln' $100 millyun az ol' boy second neva GM Sam Prestinashun, buh on Dat can preferre' des', I ztewz n' fasta’z happinn' 'at ztewz n' 'at ste' n' makn' today.”
Once crouz exit from Oklahoma Citee via trade-off n' successint uv draft pickz ta ship off n' fan base a lot uv Dodge. Dose OKC teamz without duh few from ESPN’z Adrian Woj be repoatn' dat ta get him ta axe: Did Harden wit Westbrook wuz’ll done.

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Advertise da' Warriorz n' NBA car Rocketz az ta get him out Rocketz, it happine' n' zuccezz. Dose da' fingerz n' zuccezz. Dose cond round an' ol' boy's trade do be want 'at sta den even feelz seeme' ludicrouz ta get it az, if not happinn' dat wuz ta axe: Did Hard duo dat franchiz up some ta be work environt uv Dodge. Dat became buff Oscar Robertson. Thunda, meanwhile, talinte', guard touris' enjoyable worke' wen 'at trade began came buh one uv history dat 'at they fo'uv duh very den even fo'every left—even becomeones', I stinashun ta began countdown countn' nite not uv dis makeup mite not be eno draft came ta axe: Did Harden, buh it act dat duh Rocketz, dat franch.